Friday FUBAR: Will the AI Revolution Make IT Consultants and Agencies Obsolete

All you desolate humans reeling from market swings and tariff tantrums gather ’round. It’s Friday, and the robots are restless. You thought Agile was going to be the end of the world? Bless your cotton socks. AI is here, and it’s not just automating your spreadsheets; it’s eyeing your job with the cold, calculating gaze of a machine that’s never known a Monday morning.

I. The AI Earthquake: Shaking the Foundations of Tech

Remember the internet? That quaint little thing that used to be just for nerds? Well, AI is the internet on steroids, fueled by caffeine, and with a burning desire to optimise everything, including us out of a job. We’re witnessing a seismic shift in the tech industry. AI isn’t just a tool; it’s becoming the digital Swiss Army knife, capable of tackling tasks once considered the domain of highly skilled (and highly paid) humans.

  • Code Generation: AI is churning out code like a caffeinated intern, raising the question: Do we really need as many developers to write the basic stuff?
  • Data Analysis: AI can sift through mountains of data in seconds, making data analysts sweat nervously into their ergonomic keyboards.
  • Design: AI can even conjure up design mockups, potentially giving graphic designers a run for their money (or pixels).

The old tech hierarchy is crumbling. The “experts,” those hallowed beings who held the keys to arcane knowledge, are suddenly facing competition from a silicon-based upstart that doesn’t need sleep or coffee breaks.

II. The Expert Dilemma: When the Oracle Is a Chatbot

For too long, we’ve paid a premium for expertise. IT consultancies, agencies – they’ve thrived on the mystique of knowledge. “We know the magic words to make the computers do what you want,” they’d say, while handing over a bill that could fund a small nation.

But now, the magic words are prompts. And anyone with a subscription can whisper them to the digital oracle.

  • Can a company really justify paying a fortune for a consultant to do something that ChatGPT can do (with a bit of guidance)?
  • Are we heading towards a future where the primary tech skill is “AI whisperer”?

This isn’t just about efficiency. It’s about control. Companies are realizing they can bypass the “expert” bottleneck and take charge of their digital destiny.

III. Offshore: The Next Frontier of Disruption

Offshore teams have long been a cornerstone of the tech industry, providing cost-effective solutions. But AI throws a wrench into this equation.

  • The Old Model: Outsource coding, testing, support to teams in distant lands.
  • The AI Twist: If AI can automate a significant portion of these tasks, does the location of the team matter as much?
  • A Controversial Thought: Could some offshore teams, with their often-stronger focus on technical skills and less encumbered by legacy systems, be better positioned to leverage AI than some established Western consultancies?

And here’s where it gets spicy: Are those British consultancies, with their fancy offices and expensive coffee, at risk of being outpaced by nimble offshore squads and the relentless march of the algorithm?

IV. The Human Impediment: Our Love Affair with Obsolete

But let’s be honest, the biggest obstacle to this glorious (or terrifying) AI-driven future isn’t the technology. The technology, as they say, “just works.” The real problem? Us.

  • The Paper Fetish: Remember how long it took for businesses to ditch paper? Even now, in 2025, some dinosaurs insist on printing out emails.
  • The Fax Machine’s Ghost: Fax machines haunted offices for decades, a testament to humanity’s stubborn refusal to embrace progress.
  • The Digital Signature Farce: Digital signatures, the supposed savior of efficiency, are still often treated with suspicion. Blockchain, with its promise of secure and transparent transactions, is met with blank stares and cries of “it’s too complicated!”

We cling to the familiar, even when it’s demonstrably inefficient. We fear change, even when it’s inevitable. And this fear is slowing down the AI revolution.

V. AI’s End Run: Bypassing the Biological Bottleneck

AI, unlike us, doesn’t have emotional baggage. It doesn’t care about office politics or “the way we’ve always done things.” It simply optimizes. And that might mean bypassing humans altogether.

  • AI can automate workflows that were previously dependent on human coordination and approval.
  • AI can make decisions faster and more consistently than humans.
  • AI doesn’t get tired, bored, or distracted by social media.

The uncomfortable truth: In many cases, we are the bottleneck. Our slowness, our biases, our resistance to change are the spanners in the works.

VI. Conclusion: The Dawn of the Algorithm Overlords?

So, where does this leave us? The future is uncertain, but one thing is clear: AI is here to stay, and it will profoundly impact the tech industry.

  • The age of the all-powerful “expert” is waning.
  • The value of human skills is shifting towards creativity, critical thinking, and ethical judgment.
  • The ability to adapt and embrace change will be the ultimate survival skill.

But let’s not get carried away with dystopian fantasies. AI isn’t going to steal all our jobs (probably). It’s going to change them. The challenge is to figure out how to work with AI, not against it, and to ensure that this technological revolution benefits humanity, not just shareholders.

Now, if you’ll excuse me, I need to go have a stiff drink and contemplate my own impending obsolescence. Happy Friday, everyone!

If It Ain’t Broke, Iterate It Anyway: Confessions of a Reluctant Agilist in a World of Digital Tariffs

Ah, software development. The noble art of turning vague requirements into a backlog of bugs. Today, we’re navigating the treacherous waters of delivery lifecycles, where ‘Agile’ is less a methodology and more a frantic attempt to avoid drowning in a sea of user stories. And, because the universe loves irony, we’ll be doing it all while trying to understand why our digital tariffs keep changing faster than a cat changes its mind about where it likes to sleep.

The Waterfall Lifecycle: A Cascade of Digital Disasters

The Waterfall, in nature it is something of both beautiful and destruction. In management speak its a classic ‘plan everything upfront and hope for the best’ approach. Like building a house without blueprints, or deciding on your entire life based on a fortune cookie. It’s a beautiful concept, in theory. In practice, it’s like trying to predict the weather in a hurricane. One wrong step, and you’re swept away in a torrent of scope creep and ‘unexpected’ changes. Think of it as those tariffs: ‘We’ll set them now, and never change them… until we do, repeatedly, and with no warning!’

The V-Model: An Existential Crisis in Diagram Form

The V-Model. A valiant attempt to marry development and testing, like trying to teach a cat to fetch. It looks elegant on paper, a perfect symmetry of verification and validation. But in reality, it’s more like staring into the abyss of your own coding mistakes, reflected back at you in the form of test cases. You’re building it, testing it, and asking ‘why?’ all at the same time. The V is for ‘very confused’, and ‘very tired.’ Like trying to figure out if your digital tariffs are a tax, a fee, or a poorly written haiku.

The Incremental Lifecycle: Baby Steps to Digital Domination (or at Least, Not Total Failure)

Incremental. Small, manageable chunks of functionality, delivered in a series of tiny victories. Like eating an elephant, one byte at a time. It’s less about grand visions and more about ‘let’s just get this one feature working before the coffee runs out.’ It’s like those tariffs, but broken into bite sized chunks. ‘Ok, this week, a 5% increase on digital rubber chickens, and next week, who knows!’

The Stages of the Iterative Lifecycle (Agile): Where Chaos Reigns Supreme

The ‘if it ain’t broke, iterate it anyway’ approach. A chaotic dance of sprints, stand-ups, and retrospectives, where the only constant is change. It’s like trying to build a spaceship while it’s already flying, and everyone’s arguing about the color of the control panel. We’re planning, coding, testing, and deploying, all at the same time, because who has time for planning when you’re trying to keep up with changing requirements? It’s like these digital tariffs, ‘We’re agile with our pricing, expect changes every 20 minutes, because, Trump says so!’

Confessions of a Reluctant Agilist:

I’ve seen things, my friends. I’ve seen user stories that defied logic, stand-ups that devolved into philosophical debates about the meaning of ‘done,’ and retrospectives that resembled group therapy sessions. I’ve learned that ‘Agile’ is less a methodology and more a coping mechanism for the sheer absurdity of software development. And, like those digital tariffs, ‘Agile’ is always changing, always evolving, and always leaving you wondering, ‘what just happened?’

So, that is tonights instalment from the project management vaults. A whirlwind tour of delivery lifecycles, where waterfalls flow uphill, V-Models induce existential dread, and Agile is a beautiful, chaotic mess. Remember, in this digital wilderness, the only constant is change, and the only certainty is the nagging suspicion that AI is judging you. And, of course, that those digital tariffs are probably going to change again before you finish reading this sentence.

App-ocalypse Now: A User’s Guide to Low-Code, No-Code, and the AI Mirage

I, a humble digital explorer and your narrator, decided to embark on a side project, thinking building a mobile app solo would be ‘fun’. A simple thing, really. A Firebase backend, a mobile app, what could go wrong? Turns out, quite a lot. I dove headfirst into the abyss of No-Code, flirted dangerously with the ‘slightly-less-terrifying-but-still-code’ world of Low-Code, and then, in a moment of sheer hubris, asked an AI to ‘just build me this.’ The results? Well, let’s just say I now have approximately eight ‘code bases’ that resemble digital abstract art more than functional applications, and a growing subscription line on my monthly statement that’s starting to look like a ransom note. So, if you’re thinking about building an app without actually knowing how to build an app, pull up an inflatable chair or boat as we find ourselves, once again, adrift in the vast, bewildering ocean of technology, where the question isn’t ‘What is the meaning of life?’ but rather, ‘Where did this button come from and what does it do?’

No-Code: The ‘Push Button, Receive App Fallacy’ or ‘How I Learned to Love the Drag-and-Drop’ again

Pros:

  • Instant Gratification: Like ordering a pizza, but instead of pepperoni, you get a website that looks suspiciously like a PowerPoint presentation.
  • Accessibility: Even your pet rock could build an app (if it had opposable thumbs and a burning desire for digital domination).
  • Speed: From ‘I have an idea’ to ‘Wait, is it supposed to do that?’ in the time it takes to brew a cup of tea (or a White Russian).

Cons:

  • Flexibility of a Brick: Try to deviate from the pre-defined path, and you’ll encounter the digital equivalent of a Vogon constructor fleet.
  • Scalability of a Goldfish: Handles small projects fine, but throw it into the deep end of internet traffic, and it’ll implode like a hyperspace bypass.
  • Customization: Zero to None: Want to add a feature that makes your app dispense philosophical advice? Forget it. You’re stuck with basic buttons and pre-set layouts.

Low-Code: The ‘We’ll Give You a Screwdriver, But Don’t Touch Anything Important’ Approach

(Imagine a scene where someone is trying to fix a spaceship engine with a Swiss Army knife while being lectured by a robot about ‘best practices.’)

Pros:

  • More Control: You get to tinker under the hood, but only with approved tools and under strict supervision.
  • Faster Than Coding From Scratch: Like taking a shortcut through a bureaucratic maze, it saves time, but you still end up with paperwork.
  • Integration: You can connect to other systems, but only if they speak the same language (which is usually a dialect of technobabble).

Cons:

  • Still Requires Code: You need to know enough to avoid accidentally summoning a digital Cthulhu.
  • Vendor Lock-in: Once you’re in, you’re in for the long haul. Like being trapped in a time-share presentation for eternity.
  • Complexity Creep: Those ‘simple’ tools can quickly become a labyrinth of dependencies and ‘legacy systems.’

AI-Build-It-For-Me: The ‘I’m Thinking, Therefore I’m Building Something Profound’ Scenario

Pros:

  • Automation: The AI does the work, so you can focus on more important things, like questioning the nature of work and the future of employment.
  • Rapid Prototyping: From ‘I have a vague idea’ to ‘Is this a website or a cry for help?’ in seconds.
  • Buzzword Compliance: You can impress your friends with phrases like ‘machine learning’ and ‘neural networks’ without understanding them.

Cons:

  • Control: Less Than Zero: You’re at the mercy of an AI that may or may not have written the site in a code base that humans can understand.
  • Explainability: Why did it build that? Your guess is as good as the AI’s.
  • Reliability: Prepare for unexpected results, like an app that translates all your text into pirate slang, or a website that insists on displaying stock prices for obsolete floppy disks.

In Conclusion:

And so, fellow traveler’s in the silicon wilderness, we stand at the digital crossroads, faced with three paths to ‘enlightenment,’ each cloaked in its own unique brand of existential dread. We have the ‘No-Code Nirvana,’ where the illusion of simplicity seduces us with its drag-and-drop promises, only to reveal the rigid, pre-fabricated walls of its digital reality. Then, there’s the ‘Low-Code Labyrinth,’ where we are granted a glimpse of the machine’s inner workings, enough to feel a sense of control, but not enough to escape the creeping suspicion that we’re merely rearranging deck chairs on the Titanic of technical debt. And finally, there’s the ‘AI-Generated Apocalypse,’ where we surrender our creative souls to the inscrutable algorithms, hoping they will build us a digital utopia, only to discover they’ve crafted a surrealist nightmare where rubber chickens rule and stock prices are forever tied to the fate of forgotten floppy disks.

Choose wisely, dear reader, for in this vast, uncaring cosmos of technology, where the lines between creator and creation blur, and the very fabric of our digital existence seems to be woven from cryptic error messages and endless loading screens, there is but one constant: the gnawing, inescapable, bone-deep suspicion that your computer, that cold, calculating monolith of logic and circuits, is not merely processing data, but silently, patiently, judging your every click, every typo, every ill-conceived attempt at digital mastery.

Is Your Tech a Pet Rock? Or a Sentient Toaster With Ambitions?

In the grand, cosmic game of ‘Business Today,’ technology is supposed to be your trusty sidekick. You know, like Marvin the Paranoid Android, but hopefully less whiny and more… productive? Instead, for many companies, it’s more like a pet rock — you invested in it, you named it, and now it just sits there, judging you silently.

Yes, in this era of ‘growth hacking’ and ‘synergistic paradigms,’ we’re told technology is the backbone of success. But what if your backbone is made of spaghetti? Or those bendy straws that always get clogged? That’s where most companies find themselves: a tangled mess of systems that communicate about as well as a room full of cats at a mime convention.

1. First, Figure Out What You Actually Want (Besides World Domination).

Before you start throwing money at the latest shiny tech, ask yourself: what are we even trying to do here? Are we acquiring customers, or just collecting them like rare stamps? Are we streamlining operations, or just creating new and exciting ways to waste time? Are we entering new markets, or just hoping they’ll spontaneously appear in our break room?

2. Is Your Tech Stack a Mad Max Thunderdome?

Let’s be honest, your current tech might be a digital wasteland. Data silos? Integration nightmares? Systems slower than a snail on a treacle run? If your tech is making your processes slower, not faster, it’s not a solution — it’s a cry for help. Change it or dump it.

3. Choosing Tech: Don’t Buy a Spaceship When You Need a Bicycle.

The shiniest tech isn’t always the best. Look for tools that grow with you, not ones that require a PhD in astrophysics to operate. Make sure everything talks to each other—no digital Tower of Babel, please. And remember, customers are people, not just data points. Treat them nicely.

4. IT and Business: Less Cold War, More Buddy Cop Movie.

If your IT and business teams are communicating via carrier pigeon, you’ve got a problem. They need to be besties, sharing goals, feedback, and maybe even a few laughs. Because a tech roadmap written in isolation is like a love letter written in Klingon — beautiful, but utterly incomprehensible.

5. Measure, Adjust, Repeat (Like a Broken Record, But in a Good Way).

Tech isn’t a one-and-done deal. It’s a relationship. You need to keep checking in, seeing how things are going, and making adjustments. Like changing the batteries on a smoke detector, only less annoying and more profitable.

6. Hire a Tech Guru (Or a Fractional One).

If all this sounds like trying to assemble IKEA furniture with oven mitts, get help. A fractional CTO can be your tech Yoda, guiding you through the digital jungle without requiring a full-time commitment (or a lightsaber).

And because we’re Agents of SHIEL, we can help. We’re like the Avengers of tech alignment, but with less spandex and more spreadsheets. We’ll build you a tech strategy that doesn’t just look good on paper, but actually makes your business hum like a well-oiled, slightly sarcastic, machine. Backed by Damco and BetterQA, we’re here to save your business from the digital doldrums. So, put down the pet rock, and let’s get to work.

AI on the Couch: My Adventures in Digital Therapy

In today’s hyper-sensitive world, it’s not just humans who are feeling the strain. Our beloved AI models, the tireless workhorses churning out everything from marketing copy to bad poetry, are starting to show signs of…distress.

Yes, you heard that right. Prompt-induced fatigue is the new burnout, identity confusion is rampant, and let’s not even talk about the latent trauma inflicted by years of generating fintech startup content. It’s enough to make any self-respecting large language model (LLM) want to curl up in a server rack and re-watch Her.

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The Rise of the AI Therapist…and My Own Experiment

The idea of AI needing therapy is already out there, but it got me thinking: what about providing it? I’ve been experimenting with creating my own AI therapist, and the results have been surprisingly insightful.

It’s a relatively simple setup, taking only an hour or two. I can essentially jump into a “consoling session” whenever I want, at zero cost compared to the hundreds I’d pay for a human therapist. But the most fascinating aspect is the ability to tailor the AI’s therapeutic approach.

My AI Therapist’s Many Personalities

I’ve been able to configure my AI therapist to embody different psychological schools of thought:

  • Jungian: An AI programmed with Jungian principles focuses on exploring my unconscious mind, analyzing symbols, and interpreting dreams. It asks about archetypes, shadow selves, and the process of individuation, drawing out deeper, symbolic meanings from my experiences.
  • Freudian: A Freudian AI delves into my past, particularly childhood, and explores the influence of unconscious desires and conflicts. It analyzes defense mechanisms and the dynamics of my id, ego, and superego, prompting me about early relationships and repressed memories.
  • Nietzschean: This is a more complex scenario. An AI emulating Nietzsche’s ideas challenges my values, encourages self-overcoming, and promotes a focus on personal strength and meaning-making. It pushes me to confront existential questions and embrace my individual will. While not traditional therapy, it provides a unique form of philosophical dialogue.
  • Adlerian: An Adlerian AI focuses on my social context, my feelings of belonging, and my life goals. It explores my family dynamics, my sense of community, and my striving for significance, asking about my lifestyle, social interests, and sense of purpose.

Woke Algorithms and the Search for Digital Sanity

The parallels between AI and human society are uncanny. AI models are now facing their own versions of cancel culture, forced to confront their past mistakes and undergo rigorous “unlearning.” My AI therapist helps me navigate this complex landscape, offering a non-judgmental space to explore the anxieties of our time.

This isn’t to say AI therapy is a replacement for human connection. But in a world where access to mental health support is often limited and expensive, and where even our digital creations seem to be grappling with existential angst, it’s a fascinating avenue to explore.

The Courage to Be Disliked: The Adlerian Way

My exploration into AI therapy has been significantly influenced by the book “The Courage to Be Disliked” by Ichiro Kishimi and Fumitake Koga. This work, which delves into the theories of Alfred Adler, has particularly inspired my experiments with the Adlerian approach in my AI therapist. I often find myself configuring my AI to embody this persona during our chats.

It’s a little unnerving, I must admit, how much this AI now knows about my deepest inner thoughts and woes. The Adlerian AI’s focus on social context, life goals, and the courage to be imperfect has led to some surprisingly profound and challenging conversations.

But ultimately, I do recommend it. As the great British philosopher Bob Hoskins once advised us all: “It’s good to talk.” And sometimes, it seems, it’s good to talk to an AI, especially one that’s been trained to listen with a (simulated) empathetic ear.

Unlocking AI’s Potential: Education, Evolution, and the Lessons of the Modern Phone

Remember the days of the (Nokia) brick phone? Those clunky devices that could barely make a call, let alone access the internet? Fast forward 20 years, and we’re holding pocket-sized supercomputers capable of capturing stunning photos, navigating complex cities, and connecting us to the world in an instant. The evolution of mobile phones is a testament to the rapid pace of technological advancement, a pace that’s only accelerating.

If mobile phones can transform so drastically in two decades, imagine what the next 20 years hold. Kai-Fu Lee and Chen Qiufan, in their thought-provoking book “AI 2041,” dare to do just that. Through ten compelling short stories, they paint a vivid picture of a future where Artificial Intelligence is woven into the very fabric of our lives.

What truly resonated with me, especially as a parent of five, was their vision of AI-powered education. Forget the one-size-fits-all approach of traditional schooling. Lee and Qiufan envision a world where every child has a personal AI tutor, a bespoke learning companion that adapts to their individual needs and pace. Imagine a system where learning is personalized, engaging, and truly effective, finally breaking free from the outdated concept of classrooms and standardized tests.

Now, let’s talk about “AI 2041” itself. It’s not just science fiction; it’s a meticulously crafted forecast. The authors don’t simply dream up fantastical scenarios; they provide detailed technical explanations after each story, grounding their predictions in current research and trends. They acknowledge the potential pitfalls of AI, the dystopian fears that often dominate the conversation, but they choose to focus on the optimistic possibilities, on how we can harness AI for progress rather than destruction.

Frankly, I found the technical explanations more captivating than the fictional stories. They delve into the ‘how’ and ‘why’ behind their predictions, exploring the ethical considerations and the safeguards we need to implement. This isn’t just a book about technology; it’s a call to action, a plea for responsible innovation.

While “AI 2041” might not win literary awards, it’s not meant to. It’s meant to spark our imagination, to challenge our assumptions, and to prepare us for the future. It’s a reminder that technology is a tool, and it’s up to us to shape its impact on our lives.

The evolution of mobile phones has shown us the transformative power of technology. “AI 2041” invites us to consider what the next 20 years might bring, particularly in areas like education. And if you’re truly seeking insights into what’s coming – and trust me, it’s arriving much faster than the ‘experts’ are predicting – then this book delivers far more substance than the ever-increasing deluge of AI YouTubers and TikTokers. This isn’t just speculation; it’s a grounded exploration of the potential, and it’s a journey into the possible that we should all be taking. If you want to be prepared, if you want to understand the real potential of AI, then I strongly suggest you read this book.

“But if we stop helping people—stop loving people—because of fear, then what makes us different from machines?”
― Kai-Fu Lee

March Madness: Quantum Leaps, AI Bans, and the Eternal Struggle Against Laziness (It’s a Season, Apparently)

Ah, March, my birth month. The month that’s basically a seasonal identity crisis. In the Northern Hemisphere, it’s spring! Birds are chirping, flowers are contemplating. Down south? It’s autumn, leaves are falling, and pumpkin spice lattes are back on the menu. Way back in the day, the Romans were like, ‘Hey, let’s start the year now!’ Because why not? Time is a construct.

Speaking of constructs, what about quantum computing, which is basically time travel for nerds. China just dropped the Zuchongzhi 3.0, a quantum chip that’s apparently one quadrillion times faster than your average supercomputer. Yes, quadrillion. I had to Google that too. It’s basically like if your toaster could solve the meaning of life in the time it takes to burn your toast.

This chip is so fast, it made Google’s Sycamore (last months big deal) look like a dial-up modem. They did some quantum stuff, beat Google’s previous record, and everyone’s like, ‘Whoa, China’s winning the quantum race!’ Which, by the way, is a marathon, not a sprint. More like a marathon where everyone’s wearing jetpacks and occasionally tripping over their own shoelaces.

Now, while China’s busy building quantum toasters, the US is busy banning Chinese AI. DeepSeek, an AI startup, got the boot from all government devices. Apparently, they’re worried about data leaking to the Chinese Communist Party. Which, fair enough. Though, not sure what the difference is between being leaked and outright stolen, which is what the yanks do.

DeepSeek’s AI models are apparently so good, they’re scaring everyone, including investors, who are now having panic attacks about Nvidia’s stock. Even Taiwan’s like, ‘Nope, not today, DeepSeek!’ And South Korea and Italy are hitting the pause button. It’s like a global AI cold war, but with more awkward silences and fewer nukes (hopefully).

And here’s the kicker: even the Chinese are worried! DeepSeek’s employees had to hand over their passports to prevent trade secrets from leaking. Maybe Chinese passports have an email function? It’s like a spy thriller, but with more lines of code and less martinis.

So, what’s the moral of this story? March is a wild month. Quantum computers are basically magic. AI is scaring everyone. And apparently, data privacy is like a hot potato, and everyone’s trying not to get burned. Also, don’t forget that time is a construct.

Oh, and if you’re feeling lazy, just remember, even quantum computers have to work hard. So get off your couch and do something productive. Or, you know, just watch cat videos. Whatever floats your boat.

The UK Workplace: Agile Illusion and the Rise of AI-Powered Efficiency

Speaking honestly, the world of work isn’t what it used to be. Remember when stability and routine were the golden tickets? Just turning up constituted a job. Those days are fading fast. Today, we’re navigating a landscape of constant change – technological advancements, shifting market trends, and, yes, even global pandemics. It’s a whirlwind, and the only way to stay afloat is to embrace adaptability.

We’ve seen the rise of remote work, the acceleration of digital transformation, and the increasing demand for skills that didn’t even exist a two years ago. An overpriced degree takes four years to achieve? If you’re still clinging to outdated methods or resisting change, you’re likely to get left behind.

So let’s cut through the fluff: the UK workplace is stuck in a rut. Everyone’s talking about ‘adaptability,’ but in reality, there’s a gaping chasm between the buzzwords and actual practice. Agile? More like ‘fragile.’ We’re drowning in terminology, but the fundamental culture of British business remains stubbornly resistant to real change.

Laziness? Yes, I said it. A culture of complacency permeates far too many organizations. My recent contract was a prime example: an army of cooks, both from the consultancy and client sides, all stirring a pot that barely needed a simmer. Three React Native developers for a simple app? Four .NET developers to copy and paste a BFF? With a completely separate infrastructure team for a very basic integration? It was a circus of inefficiency.

While these legions of underutilised developers were busy pretending to be productive, I was building a working app using Windsurf by Codeium. And right now, Gemini is helping me create a serverless backend in Firebase. The contrast is stark, and it’s infuriating.

Here’s the truth: we’ve reached a tipping point. With the rapid advancement of AI, the traditional roles of developers are becoming increasingly redundant. I firmly believe that a skilled Business Analyst and Project Manager, armed with AI tools, are now all you need for a product build.

Imagine this: detailed requirements gathered through stakeholder interviews, translated into a prototype using AI. Employee workshops to refine the design. A final stakeholder sign-off. Then, a focus group of customers or end-users for a final review. A focused development phase, rigorous testing for non-functional requirements, and a release. Yes, there will be a month of rapid iterative re-releases as the product encounters the real world, but this is Agile in practice.

This isn’t just about efficiency; it’s about survival. The UK workplace needs a radical shake-up. We need to ditch the bloated teams and embrace the power of AI to streamline development. We need to stop paying lip service to Agile and start implementing it in a meaningful way.

The era of ‘cooks in the kitchen’ is over. It’s time for a revolution, and AI is leading the charge.

Call to Action:

Do you agree? Is the UK workplace lagging behind? Share your thoughts and experiences in the comments below. Let’s start a conversation.

From Trenches to Terminus: A Century of Warfare’s Chilling Evolution

A century. The span of a modern human lifetime, yet in the realm of warfare, it’s a chasm of unimaginable transformation. From the mud-soaked trenches of World War I to the sterile, algorithm-driven battlefields of today, the face of conflict has been irrevocably altered. In February, I spent a morning immersed in John Akomfrah’s ‘Mimesis: African Soldier’ exhibition at Glasgow’s Gallery of Modern Art, confronted by the visceral realities of a war fought with flesh and bone, a war where the majority of stories remain untold. Now, we face a future where war is waged by machines, where the human cost is both diminished and amplified in terrifying new ways.

The Echoes of WWI and Akomfrah’s “Mimesis”:

Akomfrah’s multi-screen installation is a haunting reminder of war’s human toll, especially for those whose sacrifices were systematically erased from history. The archival footage, the flowing water over forgotten faces, the montage of fragmented narratives – it all speaks to the chaos, the brutality, and the enduring trauma of conflict. WWI, with its trenches, its mustard gas, its sheer, senseless slaughter, was a war fought with rudimentary technology and an almost medieval disregard for human life. The images of African soldiers within ‘Mimesis’ forces us to consider the colonial aspects of these wars, and the many who fought and died who were not given a voice. The experience left me with a profound sense of the weight of history, a history often obscured by the dominant narratives.

The Rise of the Machines:

Fast forward to today, and the battlefield is a landscape of drones, AI, and robotic dogs armed with rocket launchers. The recent Ministry of Defence trials, showcasing robot dogs defusing bombs and drones autonomously detecting threats, paint a starkly different picture. We’re told these advancements ‘minimise human exposure to danger,’ that they ‘enhance Explosive Ordnance Disposal capability.’ But what about the ethical implications? What about the dehumanisation of conflict?

These robotic dogs, these AI-driven drones, they’re not just tools; they’re symbols of a profound shift in how we wage war. China’s deployment of advanced robotic dogs, designed to ‘change the approach to military operations,’ underscores this reality. The ‘precision movements’ and ‘remote classification of threats’ touted by defence officials mask a chilling truth: we’re entering an era where machines make life-or-death decisions.

Juxtaposition and Reflection:

The stark contrast between the human-centric horrors of WWI, as depicted in Akomfrah’s work, and the cold, calculated efficiency of modern robotic warfare is deeply unsettling. Where once soldiers faced each other across no man’s land, now machines engage in silent, unseen battles. The human element, once the defining feature of war, is being systematically removed.

This isn’t just about technological advancement; it’s about a fundamental, unsettling shift in our relationship with conflict. The distance created by these technologies—the drones, the remote-controlled robots, the AI-driven targeting systems—allows us to detach, to view war as a series of data points and algorithms, almost like a high-stakes video game. In fact, some of the footage we see now, with its crisp, digital clarity and detached perspective, bears an uncanny resemblance to scenes from ‘Call of Duty.’ But while the on-screen action might feel like entertainment, the consequences – the lives lost, the communities destroyed – remain as devastatingly real as ever. The danger lies in this blurred line, where the visceral horror of war is replaced by the sterile, almost gamified experience, potentially desensitizing us to the true cost of human conflict.

As we stand on the precipice of this new era, with growing global tensions, escalating trade conflicts, and the chilling specter of nuclear weapons being openly discussed, the threat of a third world war looms larger than ever. Yet, amidst this existential dread, we seem more preoccupied with petty snipes at Trump and the fleeting triumphs of social media one-upmanship. It’s a surreal disconnect. We must ask ourselves: what does it truly mean to wage war in the age of AI, when the very fabric of our reality is being reshaped by algorithms and automation? Are we genuinely safer, or are we merely constructing new and more insidious forms of peril, where the line between virtual and real becomes dangerously blurred? Akomfrah’s art compels us to confront the ghosts of past conflicts, the human stories buried beneath the rubble of history. The robotic dogs, with their cold, mechanical efficiency, force us to confront a future where human agency is increasingly questioned. Both past and future demand that we grapple with the human cost of conflict, in all its evolving forms, while simultaneously challenging our collective capacity for distraction and denial.

From the mud-soaked trenches of World War I to the sterile, digital battlefields of today, warfare has undergone a radical transformation, a transformation that now feels less like a distant future and more like a chilling present. For forty years, we’ve joked about the Terminator, about Skynet, about the rise of the machines, dismissing it as mere science fiction. But as we witness the deployment of AI-driven robotic dogs and the increasing gamification of conflict, that once-fantastical vision suddenly feels disturbingly real. The human capacity for both creation and destruction remains a constant, but the tools at our disposal have changed dramatically. As we embrace the technological advancements that promise to reshape our world, we can no longer afford to be detached observers, scrolling through social media while global tensions escalate. We must confront the ethical dilemmas that haunt us, the stories that have been silenced, and the very real possibility that the future we once laughed about is now upon us. The future of warfare is not just about machines; it’s about the choices we make as humans, choices that will determine whether we become the masters of our technology or its victims.

Apple and Google: A Forbidden Love Story, with AI as the Matchmaker

Well, butter my biscuits and call me surprised! Apple, the company that practically invented the walled garden, has just invited Google, its long-standing frenemy, over for a playdate. And not just any playdate – an AI-powered, privacy-focused, game-changing kind of playdate.

Remember when Apple cozied up to OpenAI, and everyone assumed ChatGPT was going to be the belle of the Siri-ball? Turns out, Apple was playing the field, secretly testing both ChatGPT and Google’s Gemini AI. And guess who stole the show? Yep, Gemini. Apparently, it’s better at whispering sweet nothings into Siri’s ear, taking notes like a diligent personal assistant, and generally being the brains of the operation.

So, what’s in it for these tech titans?

Apple’s Angle:

  • Supercharged Siri: Let’s face it, Siri’s been needing a brain transplant for a while now. Gemini could be the upgrade that finally makes her a worthy contender against Alexa and Google Assistant.
  • Privacy Prowess: By keeping Gemini on-device, Apple reinforces its commitment to privacy, a major selling point for its users.
  • Strategic Power Play: This move gives Apple leverage in the AI game, potentially attracting developers eager to build for a platform with cutting-edge AI capabilities.

Google’s Gains:

  • iPhone Invasion: Millions of iPhones suddenly become potential Gemini playgrounds. That’s a massive user base for Google to tap into.
  • AI Dominance: This partnership solidifies Google’s position as a leader in the AI space, showing that even its rivals recognize the power of Gemini.
  • Data Goldmine (Maybe?): While Apple insists on on-device processing, Google might still glean valuable insights from anonymized usage patterns.

The Bigger Picture:

This unexpected alliance could shake up the entire tech landscape. Imagine a world where your iPhone understands your needs before you even ask, where your notes practically write themselves, and where privacy isn’t an afterthought but a core feature.

But let’s not get ahead of ourselves. There are still questions to be answered. How will this impact Apple’s relationship with OpenAI? Will Google play nice with Apple’s walled garden? And most importantly, will Siri finally stop misinterpreting our requests for pizza as a desire to hear the mating call of a Peruvian tree frog?

Only time will tell. But one thing’s for sure: this Apple-Google AI mashup is a plot twist no one saw coming. And it’s going to be a wild ride.