In a world increasingly powered by AI, geopolitical tension, and the lingering mystery of where your socks actually go, the sheer, unadulterated nonsense of it all has finally caught up. It’s gotten so wonderfully, ridiculously absurd that plain old prose just won’t cut it anymore. So, for the next few days, I’m ditching logic, embracing the lyrical, and discussing the modern world—including the baffling beauty of Agile methodologies—one witty limerick at a time. Prepare for rhyme, rhythm, and possibly a sudden urge to tap your foot.

Navigating the Absurd with Rhyme

A keen Agile team, quite precise, 
Gave old Waterfall sound advice. 
"For sprints short and bright, 
We code through the night, 
Fuelled by coffee, at any old price!"